in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
I’m sorry, I had to. (x)
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.
are dogs even real?
Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
[aggressively plays weird al’s “word crimes” song]